Joyce Collier: Court Clerk

Joyce is the nicest, friendliest, warm-and-fuzziest clerk in all of Division 8. She loves people. Maybe not immediately, or even very quickly, but eventually and then forever. She has a very hard job which I make even harder because I crank out Orders like the Bureau of Engraving cranks out dollar bills. Joyce is thrilled that, because of my various and sundry special projects, we have to keep all of the criminal files up here in our office rather than down in the clerk’s office like everybody else. She also serves as safety marshal for the eighth floor. She has given us all very clear instructions that in case of an actual emergency we are welcome to follow her as she runs screaming out of the building.

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